“Unless it's Easter, stop putting all your eggs in one basket ( Read more... )

"Happy early new year..."
- Ol' Whatshisface (He was 1hr 43mins early. I was in the middle of burning my dead-ed box when I got this message)


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"I wonder what BTS is doing that day 😂😂😂"
- Me (We were discussing a fantasy evening together and after I suggested a string quartet, it kinda spiraled into this)
"Lmao... Probably gonna smother butter all over us."
- Caleb
"We'll be glistening!"
- Me
"Oh god! 😭"
- Caleb

Guess whose birthday it is?!
Go on, guess!

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Happy New Year ( Read more... )